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cygna_hime. You list 12 characters, randomly, then look at and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions before answering! It's so much fun!
1. Feanor, Silmarillion
2. Morrolan, Dragaera
3. Destiny, Sandman
4. Loki, mythology
5. Salazar Slytherin, HP
6. Curufin, Silmarillion
7. Sir Henry Wotton , Picture of Dorian Gray
8. Julian, Amber
9. Maedhros, Silmarillion
10. Benedict, Amber
11. Lucifer, mythology
12. Black Rider, DIR
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Curufin/Lucifer? ...that makes so much sense, actually. Yes, I want to.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...he's a god of fire. Not to mention he's apparently seduced every person on Asgard at least once. Finally, it's LOKI. Of course he's hot! When a god that no one at the time liked gets that many mentions of how hot he is, he's definitely hot...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Black Rider gets Julian pregnant...*twitch* Mental images...well, Julian would so ditch the Black Rider and use the baby for whatever evil plot he had in mind. He's not a committment type...or what I would imagine to be a very good parent. Black Rider would...not care very much, as so long as he doesn't have to pay child support. These guys are evil, after all. Or at least sociopathic on Julian's part.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
...rec any Maedhros fic? My head hurts just thinking about how many fics I'd have to rec to do them all justice. Just go to any Silm site and you'll be fine. Really. Hmmm...for the first fic to come to mind, "Gathering the Pieces" by Tehta on ff.net is good.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Morrolan/Curufin? I dunno. Curufin is a plotting little bastard, Morrolan's relatively uninterested in that sort of stuff...of course, you could go for the whole opposites attract thing. And they could always bond over killing people.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Salazar/Maedhros or Salazar/Benedict? ...I'd like to see that. Mind you, I think Benedict/Maedhros would work together best, but that's not the question. Benedict could possibly get there canon-wise (his canon, not Salazar's!), and...well, he is a Prince of Amber. They plot. Salazar plots. Cunning!pairing, yay! ^__^ Salazar/Maedhros...Fingon would get all upset, and I don't think Maedhros wants to deal with another little Curufin type hanging around. So: Salazar/Benedict.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lord Henry walks in on Morrolan and the Black Rider? He'd try to join in, of course. This is Henry, after all. I'm more interested in what Morrolan and the Black Rider were on...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Destiny/Benedict?! You joke, I hope...er..."Benedict goes to Destiny's garden to get some answers. He doesn't get quite what he expects." I dunno! It's Destiny! He's not that type!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Feanor/Julian? *blink* I'm very nearly squeeing here, you realize. And no, there wouldn't be. Julian doesn't have any sympathy, and Feanor wouldn't have fluff with anyone that stoic. Besides, fluff would scare Julian away...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Henry/Black Rider? "Light Hurts". Well, if the participants are going to be a hedonist and an evil lord...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Loki deflowers Feanor? Um. Wandering and horny Loki and Mandos interference on Feanor's part, I think.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Tea's always bugging me for more Henry/Dorian slash, so yes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Destiny het? No, I don't think anyone I know does...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lucifer? Yes, of course. And they should write more. *cough*cygna_hime *cough*
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Morrolan/Loki/Salazar? ...cygna_hime? Please?
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Benedict wouldn't make noise. He's too self-controlled to risk something like that. Possibly the other person's name - he's a bit romantic. Not much, though.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Julian? Um..."Cold as Ice"? "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Feanor/Curufin/Black Rider. Incest (obviously) and lots of insane killers in bed together. Bed and participants may be harmed in the making of this fic. Shiny things used to get Feanor involved were not harmed or used in obscene ways. We hope.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*archs eyebrow* "They tell me you're the best swordsman in any of the worlds...let's see you prove it."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Salazar stuff? About two days - I've been on a bit of a HP kick lately, and one fic with him came up.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Mind-games during sex, especially when it involves being violently taken and then using the other person's guilt against them...
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lucifer/Maedhros? Well, Maedhros did jump down a firey hole in the earth...I suppose he could run into Lucifer there...as for the question, Lucifer would be happily sober, Maedhros would be unhappily sober.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Destiny and Henry? What a question...Destiny, I think. Henry - while willing to jump almost anyone he thinks interesting - would be too put off by the fact that Destiny is...well...you've seen and heard the guy. Also, since I think Henry's a proponent of free will, Destiny as a concept-entity would freak him out. But it would be an interesting turn of the phrase "getting screwed over by fate/(destiny)"...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Feanor and Maedhros are in a happy, if incestous relationship (what will Nerdanel think?!) when Maedhros runs off with Loki (can't trust those redheads...). Feanor then has a one-night-stand with Lucifer (who I'm not at all surprised at taking advantage of a sad little Feanor), then is unhappy with the Black Rider (they would never work out.). He follows...*choke*...Salazar Slytherin's advice and finds love with Destiny.
Heaven help us all. "Walking to Your Doom", in the fate-destiny sense of the word 'doom'.thelogicalghost, jmtorres and cygna_hime would read it. cygna_hime would write it. She NEEDS to write it. Come on, can't you imagine this?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Henry/Julian, technically, can canon in terms of Julian's canon...you can't trust those sneaky Amberites. I would feel pretty good about it - they'd make a relatively good couple, as couples that are together only for the sex go...
HP version
1. Salazar Slytherin
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Tom Riddle
4. Severus Snape
5. Regulus Black
6. Godric Gryffindor
7. Morfin Gaunt
8. Rowena Ravenclaw
9. Uric the Oddball
10. Percy Weasley
11. Nymphadora Tonks
12. Bellatrix Lestrange
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Godric/Tonks. That doesn't exist. Wow, I've found a HP pairing that does not yet exist! I thought those had died out.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape? Not really. I'm sane, after all.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bellatrix gets Rowena pregnant. Um. Bella wants to raise the kid evil, Rowena just gives her a Look, Bella reconsiders...
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Uric? Well, obviously. There's only one person who writes him, as far as I know. "Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt" by Ariana Deralte, on ff.net. Read it, it's funny.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lucius/Godric would work approximately as good as Salazar/Godric, except the latter has the advantage of being alive at the same time. And, y'know, actually liking each other at some point. So, no. It wouldn't work out. Sorry.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Regulus/Uric or Regulus/Percy? Um. Hard choice. Probably the second, as - as mentioned - Uric appears in the huge selection of one author's fanfics.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Morfin walks in on Lucius and Bella...? He gets Avada Kedavra'd, what else?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Voldemort/Percy Weasley. That's easy. "Percy had always wanted power. He would do anything - anything - to get it..."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Salazar Slytherin/Rowena Ravenclaw fluff? Sure there is. Plenty of it. It's only the most popular Foundership out there...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Morfin/Bella? "Familiar Comfort". Yeesh, Bella...we need to examine your taste. First Voldemort, now Morfin? At least your taste runs towards family lines...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Snape...deflowering...Salazar Slytherin...*head explodes*. Probably time travel, or possibly ghost-summoning. Can he be deflowering a Salazar portrait...? *blink* Actually, that's a weird idea. Wonder how it could be used...
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Morfin slash? It exists, you mean?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I read Voldemort het, but I may be unique among my friends. I doubt it, though. I'm sure someone besides me must...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Tonks? I dunno...probably yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Lucius/Snape/Regulus? It would so work! *sing-song* Cygnaaaaa...I have a plotbunny for yoooooou...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Percy? Um. "Oh my!"? He seems to be that sort of repressed personality.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Rowena? Hard question, that one..."Within You", David Bowie? I dunno. For some reason I get a Labyrinth vibe from her.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Salazar/Godric/Bella. Warnings: magic summonings going very wrong, confused!DeathEater, and smuglyamused!Gryffindors.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Lucius to Tonks? ...I can't think of any. Really, I can't.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Regulus? A month or so, I think.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Godric likes it when his lover uses Dark Magic, though he'd never admit it. He's the good one, after all. (for the sake of everything good fanon and holy, someone has to write this!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Tonks/Uric? No. Wouldn't happen. She'd be drunk, he'd be...himself. Which erases the need for alcohol.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Tom Riddle/Morfin Gaunt. Oooooh. Shiny! Want to read! And Voldemort would, of course.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Salazar and Uric are in a happy relationship until Uric suddenly runs off with Snape. Salazar, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tonks and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Regulus and finds true love with Voldemort." ...heir/founder slash! Heir/Founder slash! ^^ It'd be called "Love through the Ages", because we have Founder Age, Middle of Nowhen Age (Uric), Maraduer (sp?) Age, and Potterverse Time...cygna_hime would read it, so would fallen_iceangel . I dunno who'd write it, though. It's just so..wrong.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Morfin/Rowena? I'd be highly disturbed that JKR uses time-travel as much as we do. It'd solve the mystery of the Rowena horcrux, though...^^
Assorted Mythology Gods
1. Hades
2. Thanatos
3. Loki
4. Lucifer
5. Kali
6. Persephone
7. Artemis
8. Sigyn
9. God
10. Horus
11. Set
12. Nyx
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Persephone/Set would be...strange. What, do they have a "exchange wives" thing going on?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
This is Lucifer we're talking about. What do you think? Of course I think he's hot! And we're talking...well, Lucifer level hotness. He gets his own classification. He's arrogant like that.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Nyx gets Sigyn pregnant. Loki would just be amused as all hell here, Sigyn would fret, and Nyx would give an I'm-an-ancient-entity-with-way-too-many-kids-already sort of put-upon sigh.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
God fics? Try![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
bible_slash.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Thanatos and Persephone? Only if Hades is in bed with them...
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kali/God or Kali/Horus? Kali/Horus, as I just can't see God going for Kali. Horus, on the other hand, has already proved himself suceptible to evil people hitting on him.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Artemis walks in on Thanatos and Nyx. She'd blink and back out slowly. No one wants to question Nyx, and hey! Incest is best where the gods are concerned.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Loki/Horus. Again with the suceptible to evil thing, Horus..? Evil redheads, to boot? "Horus thought he'd learned after the whole tragic thing with Set. Really. But the Trickster had given him one glance, all red hair and a familiar malicious glint in his eyes, and Horus had been lost - to the memory, and to the present."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hades/Sigyn fluff? Well, I suppose they could get together after Loki's been bound under the earth, where Hades is...Loki would be making cheerful if lewd comments from the background, and he'd probably be the one to convince everyone that it's a good idea (hey, it'll be the best entertainment he's had in ages)...Well, it wouldn't be angsty, but it wouldn't be fluffy either.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Artemis/Nyx hurt/comfort. That's...actually an interesting idea. (I'm going with the idea that the pairing is written randomly, and the placement of the names does not influence who's on top/bottom.) A title...hmmm..."The New Moon". 'cause Artemis isn't really the goddess of the moon, y'know. So any Artemis/Nyx fic would have to be when Selene isn't watching. *grin*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lucifer/Hades? Well, they're both under the earth already...probably the best one to use would be "seduction". I want to write this, unless someone else wants it...hell, let's all write a version of it! *grinning*
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Artemis slash? Sure. cygna_hime wrote some, so I assume she read what she wrote...
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Loki het? I dunno. It's Loki, so probably they've come across it at some point. If you count the actual mythology, then sure, everyone's read Loki het. *snerk* One word: Lokasenna...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Set? Not that I know of, but they should.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Thanatos/Lucifer/Kali...*twitching*...quite possibly. Would this be at a convention for gods with a penchant for rampant destruction here?
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Horus? "SET!" Probably with the wrong person in bed, too... *is such a shipper*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Sigyn...hmmm..."Thank You", Dido. I know most people would think that she's more of a "All You Want" (again, Dido) person, but I see Sigyn as someone who's still very much in love with Loki despite his talent at adultery. She's still with him, under the earth, after all. If she minded his infidelities, she wouldn't have followed him down there.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hades/Persephone/Nyx. Warnings: actual married couple involved. With each other, no less.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Thanatos on Horus would be "So, I hear your culture is positively...obsessed...with death..."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Have you ever tried to find Kali fic? It's non-existant. Except for real books that use mythology, but those don't count...
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Persephone has kink other than liking her boys slightly dead in appearance (you know...cold skin...not much of a heartbeat...)? That's enough kink right there, y'know.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Set and God would never shag, unless they were very, very, very drunk and God was on the rebound from Lucifer. And even then I'm not sure that Set would agree to it.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Loki and Artemis would not get together, because - ascygna_hime so aptly said, "Artemis het is unnatural". It's one of those "if an immovable object meets an irresistable force, what happens" sort of things. And if we're going just by personality instead of by it-would-never-happen, then Artemis, probably.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Hades and God are in a happy relationship (what the...) until God suddenly runs off with Lucifer (*cracks up at how appropriate this is*). Hades, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Set and a brief unhappy affair with Nyx, then follows the wise advice of Kali and finds true love with Loki.
*is quietly dying of laughter here* It'd be called "And Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming", because everything is going from 'what the hell' back to what's actually likely/possible - God with Lucifer, Hades with Loki (both of 'em under the ground. It's more likely than most pairings). Of course, having Kali give wise advice on love lives may be a stretch here...
My whole friend list would read it, because I would force them to. Ditto on the writing it part -cygna_hime or thelogicalghost would be most likely I think.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Artemis/Sigyn? I would feel...very, very confused. Is this payback for the Artemis/Loki question?
cygna_hime. You list 12 characters, randomly, then look at and answer the questions. Don't look at the questions before answering! It's so much fun!1. Feanor, Silmarillion
2. Morrolan, Dragaera
3. Destiny, Sandman
4. Loki, mythology
5. Salazar Slytherin, HP
6. Curufin, Silmarillion
7. Sir Henry Wotton , Picture of Dorian Gray
8. Julian, Amber
9. Maedhros, Silmarillion
10. Benedict, Amber
11. Lucifer, mythology
12. Black Rider, DIR
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Curufin/Lucifer? ...that makes so much sense, actually. Yes, I want to.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...he's a god of fire. Not to mention he's apparently seduced every person on Asgard at least once. Finally, it's LOKI. Of course he's hot! When a god that no one at the time liked gets that many mentions of how hot he is, he's definitely hot...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Black Rider gets Julian pregnant...*twitch* Mental images...well, Julian would so ditch the Black Rider and use the baby for whatever evil plot he had in mind. He's not a committment type...or what I would imagine to be a very good parent. Black Rider would...not care very much, as so long as he doesn't have to pay child support. These guys are evil, after all. Or at least sociopathic on Julian's part.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
...rec any Maedhros fic? My head hurts just thinking about how many fics I'd have to rec to do them all justice. Just go to any Silm site and you'll be fine. Really. Hmmm...for the first fic to come to mind, "Gathering the Pieces" by Tehta on ff.net is good.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Morrolan/Curufin? I dunno. Curufin is a plotting little bastard, Morrolan's relatively uninterested in that sort of stuff...of course, you could go for the whole opposites attract thing. And they could always bond over killing people.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Salazar/Maedhros or Salazar/Benedict? ...I'd like to see that. Mind you, I think Benedict/Maedhros would work together best, but that's not the question. Benedict could possibly get there canon-wise (his canon, not Salazar's!), and...well, he is a Prince of Amber. They plot. Salazar plots. Cunning!pairing, yay! ^__^ Salazar/Maedhros...Fingon would get all upset, and I don't think Maedhros wants to deal with another little Curufin type hanging around. So: Salazar/Benedict.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lord Henry walks in on Morrolan and the Black Rider? He'd try to join in, of course. This is Henry, after all. I'm more interested in what Morrolan and the Black Rider were on...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Destiny/Benedict?! You joke, I hope...er..."Benedict goes to Destiny's garden to get some answers. He doesn't get quite what he expects." I dunno! It's Destiny! He's not that type!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Feanor/Julian? *blink* I'm very nearly squeeing here, you realize. And no, there wouldn't be. Julian doesn't have any sympathy, and Feanor wouldn't have fluff with anyone that stoic. Besides, fluff would scare Julian away...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Henry/Black Rider? "Light Hurts". Well, if the participants are going to be a hedonist and an evil lord...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Loki deflowers Feanor? Um. Wandering and horny Loki and Mandos interference on Feanor's part, I think.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Tea's always bugging me for more Henry/Dorian slash, so yes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Destiny het? No, I don't think anyone I know does...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lucifer? Yes, of course. And they should write more. *cough*
cygna_hime *cough*Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Morrolan/Loki/Salazar? ...
cygna_hime? Please?What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Benedict wouldn't make noise. He's too self-controlled to risk something like that. Possibly the other person's name - he's a bit romantic. Not much, though.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Julian? Um..."Cold as Ice"? "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Feanor/Curufin/Black Rider. Incest (obviously) and lots of insane killers in bed together. Bed and participants may be harmed in the making of this fic. Shiny things used to get Feanor involved were not harmed or used in obscene ways. We hope.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*archs eyebrow* "They tell me you're the best swordsman in any of the worlds...let's see you prove it."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Salazar stuff? About two days - I've been on a bit of a HP kick lately, and one fic with him came up.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Mind-games during sex, especially when it involves being violently taken and then using the other person's guilt against them...
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lucifer/Maedhros? Well, Maedhros did jump down a firey hole in the earth...I suppose he could run into Lucifer there...as for the question, Lucifer would be happily sober, Maedhros would be unhappily sober.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Destiny and Henry? What a question...Destiny, I think. Henry - while willing to jump almost anyone he thinks interesting - would be too put off by the fact that Destiny is...well...you've seen and heard the guy. Also, since I think Henry's a proponent of free will, Destiny as a concept-entity would freak him out. But it would be an interesting turn of the phrase "getting screwed over by fate/(destiny)"...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Feanor and Maedhros are in a happy, if incestous relationship (what will Nerdanel think?!) when Maedhros runs off with Loki (can't trust those redheads...). Feanor then has a one-night-stand with Lucifer (who I'm not at all surprised at taking advantage of a sad little Feanor), then is unhappy with the Black Rider (they would never work out.). He follows...*choke*...Salazar Slytherin's advice and finds love with Destiny.
Heaven help us all. "Walking to Your Doom", in the fate-destiny sense of the word 'doom'.
thelogicalghost, jmtorres and cygna_hime would read it. cygna_hime would write it. She NEEDS to write it. Come on, can't you imagine this?How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Henry/Julian, technically, can canon in terms of Julian's canon...you can't trust those sneaky Amberites. I would feel pretty good about it - they'd make a relatively good couple, as couples that are together only for the sex go...
HP version
1. Salazar Slytherin
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Tom Riddle
4. Severus Snape
5. Regulus Black
6. Godric Gryffindor
7. Morfin Gaunt
8. Rowena Ravenclaw
9. Uric the Oddball
10. Percy Weasley
11. Nymphadora Tonks
12. Bellatrix Lestrange
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Godric/Tonks. That doesn't exist. Wow, I've found a HP pairing that does not yet exist! I thought those had died out.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape? Not really. I'm sane, after all.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bellatrix gets Rowena pregnant. Um. Bella wants to raise the kid evil, Rowena just gives her a Look, Bella reconsiders...
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Uric? Well, obviously. There's only one person who writes him, as far as I know. "Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt" by Ariana Deralte, on ff.net. Read it, it's funny.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lucius/Godric would work approximately as good as Salazar/Godric, except the latter has the advantage of being alive at the same time. And, y'know, actually liking each other at some point. So, no. It wouldn't work out. Sorry.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Regulus/Uric or Regulus/Percy? Um. Hard choice. Probably the second, as - as mentioned - Uric appears in the huge selection of one author's fanfics.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Morfin walks in on Lucius and Bella...? He gets Avada Kedavra'd, what else?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Voldemort/Percy Weasley. That's easy. "Percy had always wanted power. He would do anything - anything - to get it..."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Salazar Slytherin/Rowena Ravenclaw fluff? Sure there is. Plenty of it. It's only the most popular Foundership out there...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Morfin/Bella? "Familiar Comfort". Yeesh, Bella...we need to examine your taste. First Voldemort, now Morfin? At least your taste runs towards family lines...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Snape...deflowering...Salazar Slytherin...*head explodes*. Probably time travel, or possibly ghost-summoning. Can he be deflowering a Salazar portrait...? *blink* Actually, that's a weird idea. Wonder how it could be used...
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Morfin slash? It exists, you mean?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I read Voldemort het, but I may be unique among my friends. I doubt it, though. I'm sure someone besides me must...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Tonks? I dunno...probably yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Lucius/Snape/Regulus? It would so work! *sing-song* Cygnaaaaa...I have a plotbunny for yoooooou...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Percy? Um. "Oh my!"? He seems to be that sort of repressed personality.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Rowena? Hard question, that one..."Within You", David Bowie? I dunno. For some reason I get a Labyrinth vibe from her.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Salazar/Godric/Bella. Warnings: magic summonings going very wrong, confused!DeathEater, and smuglyamused!Gryffindors.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Lucius to Tonks? ...I can't think of any. Really, I can't.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Regulus? A month or so, I think.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Godric likes it when his lover uses Dark Magic, though he'd never admit it. He's the good one, after all. (for the sake of everything good fanon and holy, someone has to write this!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Tonks/Uric? No. Wouldn't happen. She'd be drunk, he'd be...himself. Which erases the need for alcohol.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Tom Riddle/Morfin Gaunt. Oooooh. Shiny! Want to read! And Voldemort would, of course.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Salazar and Uric are in a happy relationship until Uric suddenly runs off with Snape. Salazar, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tonks and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Regulus and finds true love with Voldemort." ...heir/founder slash! Heir/Founder slash! ^^ It'd be called "Love through the Ages", because we have Founder Age, Middle of Nowhen Age (Uric), Maraduer (sp?) Age, and Potterverse Time...
cygna_hime would read it, so would fallen_iceangel . I dunno who'd write it, though. It's just so..wrong.How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Morfin/Rowena? I'd be highly disturbed that JKR uses time-travel as much as we do. It'd solve the mystery of the Rowena horcrux, though...^^
Assorted Mythology Gods
1. Hades
2. Thanatos
3. Loki
4. Lucifer
5. Kali
6. Persephone
7. Artemis
8. Sigyn
9. God
10. Horus
11. Set
12. Nyx
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Persephone/Set would be...strange. What, do they have a "exchange wives" thing going on?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
This is Lucifer we're talking about. What do you think? Of course I think he's hot! And we're talking...well, Lucifer level hotness. He gets his own classification. He's arrogant like that.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Nyx gets Sigyn pregnant. Loki would just be amused as all hell here, Sigyn would fret, and Nyx would give an I'm-an-ancient-entity-with-way-too-many-kids-already sort of put-upon sigh.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
God fics? Try
bible_slash. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Thanatos and Persephone? Only if Hades is in bed with them...
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kali/God or Kali/Horus? Kali/Horus, as I just can't see God going for Kali. Horus, on the other hand, has already proved himself suceptible to evil people hitting on him.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Artemis walks in on Thanatos and Nyx. She'd blink and back out slowly. No one wants to question Nyx, and hey! Incest is best where the gods are concerned.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Loki/Horus. Again with the suceptible to evil thing, Horus..? Evil redheads, to boot? "Horus thought he'd learned after the whole tragic thing with Set. Really. But the Trickster had given him one glance, all red hair and a familiar malicious glint in his eyes, and Horus had been lost - to the memory, and to the present."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hades/Sigyn fluff? Well, I suppose they could get together after Loki's been bound under the earth, where Hades is...Loki would be making cheerful if lewd comments from the background, and he'd probably be the one to convince everyone that it's a good idea (hey, it'll be the best entertainment he's had in ages)...Well, it wouldn't be angsty, but it wouldn't be fluffy either.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Artemis/Nyx hurt/comfort. That's...actually an interesting idea. (I'm going with the idea that the pairing is written randomly, and the placement of the names does not influence who's on top/bottom.) A title...hmmm..."The New Moon". 'cause Artemis isn't really the goddess of the moon, y'know. So any Artemis/Nyx fic would have to be when Selene isn't watching. *grin*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lucifer/Hades? Well, they're both under the earth already...probably the best one to use would be "seduction". I want to write this, unless someone else wants it...hell, let's all write a version of it! *grinning*
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Artemis slash? Sure. cygna_hime wrote some, so I assume she read what she wrote...
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Loki het? I dunno. It's Loki, so probably they've come across it at some point. If you count the actual mythology, then sure, everyone's read Loki het. *snerk* One word: Lokasenna...
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Set? Not that I know of, but they should.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Thanatos/Lucifer/Kali...*twitching*...quite possibly. Would this be at a convention for gods with a penchant for rampant destruction here?
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Horus? "SET!" Probably with the wrong person in bed, too... *is such a shipper*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Sigyn...hmmm..."Thank You", Dido. I know most people would think that she's more of a "All You Want" (again, Dido) person, but I see Sigyn as someone who's still very much in love with Loki despite his talent at adultery. She's still with him, under the earth, after all. If she minded his infidelities, she wouldn't have followed him down there.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hades/Persephone/Nyx. Warnings: actual married couple involved. With each other, no less.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Thanatos on Horus would be "So, I hear your culture is positively...obsessed...with death..."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Have you ever tried to find Kali fic? It's non-existant. Except for real books that use mythology, but those don't count...
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Persephone has kink other than liking her boys slightly dead in appearance (you know...cold skin...not much of a heartbeat...)? That's enough kink right there, y'know.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Set and God would never shag, unless they were very, very, very drunk and God was on the rebound from Lucifer. And even then I'm not sure that Set would agree to it.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Loki and Artemis would not get together, because - as
cygna_hime so aptly said, "Artemis het is unnatural". It's one of those "if an immovable object meets an irresistable force, what happens" sort of things. And if we're going just by personality instead of by it-would-never-happen, then Artemis, probably."One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Hades and God are in a happy relationship (what the...) until God suddenly runs off with Lucifer (*cracks up at how appropriate this is*). Hades, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Set and a brief unhappy affair with Nyx, then follows the wise advice of Kali and finds true love with Loki.
*is quietly dying of laughter here* It'd be called "And Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming", because everything is going from 'what the hell' back to what's actually likely/possible - God with Lucifer, Hades with Loki (both of 'em under the ground. It's more likely than most pairings). Of course, having Kali give wise advice on love lives may be a stretch here...
My whole friend list would read it, because I would force them to. Ditto on the writing it part -
cygna_hime or thelogicalghost would be most likely I think.How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Artemis/Sigyn? I would feel...very, very confused. Is this payback for the Artemis/Loki question?
